30 SEP 2010
By James Delingpole ¦ Blogs ¦ Telegraph
I’ve been enjoying reading the new policy wish list of Labour’s new weird egg creature leader Ed Miliband, as speculated on in the newspapers:
Permanent 50p upper band tax rate. (Rising to 110 per cent, should the Treasury find it necessary to punish such class enemies as graduates, entrepreneurs, people who work for a living, etc)
Compulsory trade union membership for everyone.
Schools to introduce replace Non-Competitive Sports Days with Young Pioneer flagwaving ceremonies in praise of the Great Beloved Egg (as the leader wishes to be known)
A new public holiday on Marx’s birthday to be called “Testicular Electrode for Bankers Day”
Every other MP to be a woman, by law. Every fifth one black. Every sixty-sixth one gay. Etc.
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