From time to time I shall post for your delectation some of the horror stories about how the EU, more often than not aided and abetted by the Old Collaborationist Parties (That's the Labour Party, The Tories and The Lib Dumbs to you) have either been getting up to or are about to get up to. And also some other bits and pieces that take my fancy.

Here's a first taster to send a chill down your spine.

Lee Rotheram has an excellent report on how Labour, always keen to tell you that they have managed to obtain this 'opt-out' or that, in fact utterly subverts the whole purpose thereof by quietly signing up to a whole load of opt-ins.

A fine report and well worth the effort of reading it the better to understand how the EU goes about the business of integration.

Remember, all threee major parties remain committed to our membership of the EU and with it the perfect joys of 'ever-closer union'.

The threat to our way of life is exemplified by the series of proposals coming down the line to 'Europeanize' our criminal justice system. Of this, more in good time. But here is a sampler of what the EU has in mind.

First Bruno Waterfield flags up in The Telegraph the plans for a European Public Prosecutor. As you read it, just ponder for a moment what one of the obvious attributes of an Independdent Nation State is? Yes, you've got it. It has to have, in order to enforce its will, its very own criminal justice system along with all the impedimenta that involves: a public prosecutor, a public prosecutors office, a court system, a police force, a system of law and, if the peasants get unruly, a militia to put them down. Oh, and prisons......I bet the EU Comrades just salivate at the thought of having prisons....so next time Nigel is deemed to be opposing Le Grand Projet too much.....

I had a lot of fun this morning listening to the 'Today' programme whereon Chris Huhne got himself in to self-righteous lather about this morning's press 'smearing' his Boss, Little Nickie Clegg. The Lib Dems, of course, never smeared anyone in their lives.

The reality is that these stories are rather lethal since they show, as they are meant to do, that Clegg has a major bit of explaning to do about his finances and that at heart he despises the little british blood that flows through his veins.

The implication of the Telegraph's report is singularly damning. It is that Clegg may have simply trousered amounts of money that were paid directly into his bank account. This would, of colurse, make him singularly beholden to the individuals  who paid him the money. It also thrusts a lance at the heart of his sanctimonious and self-righteous claims about the Lib Dems being squeaky clean on expenses and donations.

Hence the faux indignation of Huhne this morning. He knew a nice deep wound had been opened in the Clegg torso and that a steady exsanguination was taking place.

The Lib Dems, as you would expect, claim these payments are all entirely above board.  If so, why put them through Clegg's own bank account. That is not the action of someone trying to be open and transparent, is it?

When Nigel Farage made certain observations about the State of Belgium, The Euro Comrades got very hot under the collar. Shock, horror there was in abundance at the suggestion that Belgium might be, well, something of a non-entity, country-wise.

This provoked the Comrades into launching themselves into full 'Suppression of Free Speech' mode (which it does whenever it can when confronted with opinions it does not like) and, to cut a long story short, punished Nigel by stopping 10 days worth of allowances. Sweet, polite Jerzy Buzek, who likes to present himself as a rather serious but nonetheless avuncular type, doled out the maximum fine that he could.

These quasi-legal proceedings were, of course, an absolute farce. Even before the ink was dry on his appeal, the Collaborationist Parties were all putting it about that they had already decided to deny that appeal, long before they had either heard the merits of it or had a chance properly to discuss it.

Then when the appeal was actually heard, who should be presiding over it but old Uncle Jerzy himself. The EU has either not heard of the rules of natural justice or, if it has, has chosen flagrantly to ignore them. In short, it is a cardinal rule of natural justice that you cannot be judge in your own cause. Thus, for Uncle Jerzy to sit in judgement on his own case was as flagrant an abuse of the rules of natural justice as you could wish for. Yet we expect nothing more from the EU to which illegality is but the meat and drink of daily life.

So little Mr. Clegg thinks he is going to be PM does he?

Or at the very least to call the shots in a Tory-led administration....for the idea that he might prop up McStalin in office long after even the Labour Party have given him up for dead is to live in an unconscionable Absurdistan.

One of the shots he will be minded to call is on the EU. Cameron has, of course, already taken the stringing knife to both of his hamstrings by recalling Ken Clarke to his front-bench team where the latter merely has to raise an eyebrow to quash any incipient criticism of the EU. But just in case this needs reinforcing, in a Tory-Lib Dumb coalition Clegg would be able to enforce a pro-EU position out of all proportion to his party's popularity at European elections when the focus is on the EU's role in UK law-making.

Just for the record Clegg, through whose veins precious little British blood flows, and who was the consummate insider as an MEP between 1999 and 2004 (his foreign background means that he can talk about the lack of a future for Belgium as a nation state to the Flemings in Vlaams and the Walloons in French), is the most pro-EU leader of one of the Old Collaborationist Parties we have ever had. Even that old traitor Edward Heath would have blushed to suggest some of the things that the Lb Dumbs say about the EU and that is saying something.

Here is yet another example of what we are coming to see as Dave's stock-in-trade which is that he says to the person in front of him at any given moment what he thinks will be most emollient to that person's ears whilst at the same time saying something diametrically opposed to the audience on the other side of that same topic. In short Dave is as much of a snake oil salesman as Smuggo Blair ever was.

Thus we have Dave's desperate attempt to don Margaret Thatcher's mantle - he is unfit to lick her boots, by the by - talking big about tackling 'vested interests' whilst at the very same instant his right hand man has been sending quite different messages to one of the very worst vested interest, the bully boys in the Unions.

Further to my earlier post about Boris Johnson's obeservations on the topic of saying one thing to the EU and another to the British People, Dave is fast acquiring a reputation as a serial liar to match that of Gordon Brown. So here we have him telling the electorate that the Union Thugs who bankroll Labour (and are, in their turn, bankrolled by Labour out of Taxpayer's money) will be brought to heel in the full knowledge, as the FT tells us, that his right-hand Union specialist, Richard Balfe has made it plain that the Union gravy train will keep rolling along.

These are the unions that are about to trash millions of people's travel arrangements over the next month or so. Dave, however, thinks they should be appeased. And so it shall be, just as he will appease the EU Comrades.


Hat-tip: ConHome